I recently signed up for a Free Barack Obama Sticker.
But when they sent me the sticker, I discovered a mistake.
It didn’t say “Free Barack Obama!”
When I called Obama headquarters, they told me they didn’t have any “Free Barack Obama!” stickers.
So I guess Obama is going to have to keep slaving on the plantation of his bankster masters.
Oh well.
I guess we’ll just have to print up some “Free Everybody” bumper-stickers ourselves.
Someone sent me an email and said to put "racistSOB.com" in my browser. So I did. IT goes to BarackObama.com. HAHAHA